The Critics 'Unleashed'

Reviewers say "Pass,"  I say "Kick @$$"

Somewhere, high atop a dark, single windowed tower, the Games Press sat in their glowing throne as Lucasarts stood shackled in front of them. 

From beneath a hood, a raspy voice hissed out, "Every game that has been popular has become so according to our design.  Your game, releasing down there on every console, is walking into a trap.  It was we who allowed the gaming community to become excited about your efforts.  They are quite safe from your pitiful little game.  An entire legion of my most cynical critics awaits it."

Fear now visible in the face of Lucasarts, the Games Press grinned a yellow toothed smile and continued.

"Oh, I'm afraid our nitpicking will be quite operational when your game arrives."

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