Body of Zack and Changeling Make a RockNRolla
So updates have been a bit sparse of late. By sparse, of course, I mean non-existent outside the confines of my noggin. But that doesn't mean that I've been slacking off, no sir. I've just been letting all that good entertainment settle and marinate into concise bite-sized chunks of melt-in-your-mouth editorial goodness. "How concise, precisely?" say you, dear reader. Try 4 movie reviews in 10 words or less. That's 10 words per movie...I'm not that good...yet...
Body of Lies:
DiCaprio and satisfying suspense outshine Russell Crowe's Foghorn Leghorn impression.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno:
Kevin Smith does Judd Apatow does Kevin Smith...with pr0n.
Changeling:
The most provocative, horrifying, and memorably boring movie this year.
RocnNRolla:
Guy Ritchie's best film since he decided to divorce Madonna.
And that, as Tom Hanks playing Jim Lovell once said, is how we do that. Stay tuned this week for my review of Dead Space and be sure to check back next week for a review of Quantum of Solace and Fallout 3.