Indie Game Thursday

Tis a gift to be simple...

It's simple, it's crass, it's retro, it's bloody hilarious, it's Don't Sh$t your Pants, a text adventure game on the indie gaming site Kongregate where the titular objective is to avoid soiling your unmentionables before the ticking time bomb of your colon yields an unpleasant detonation.  Ok, I know what you are thinking, but if you can get past the potty humor, the game really is a little shard of genius (tee-hee).  A simple objective with many paths to both win and fail, all yielding humorous achievements and forcing you to think outside the porcelain bowl for what on the surface seems like a simple problem, what more can you ask of the independent gaming community?  Give it a try, and for the love, don't sh!t your pants...or should you?!?

Pro tip: If you're stuck getting all the achievements, remember, sometimes life ain't worth living with tainted trousers...